"Wanted: For Rent"
Nice, newer, new, or modern 2 bedroom mobile home. All electric. Near new malls. Near busline. Far from fear. In court. 485./monthly. References required. Note from mom. All cement, no sun, stars, or wind. Floral carpet. Drinking pets, smoking children only. No people need apply. P.S. First 3 mos. cleaning deposit. 2 months dirty deposit. Deposit on the deposit, $35.00. Deposit on the deposit deposit, no extra charge. Teflon bib for rude volcanoes.