"Wanted: For Rent"
Nice, newer, new, or modern
2 bedroom mobile home.  All
electric.  Near new malls.  Near
busline.  Far from fear.  In court.
485./monthly.  References required.
Note from mom.  All cement, no
sun, stars, or wind.  Floral carpet.
Drinking pets, smoking children
only.  No people need apply.
P.S.  First 3 mos. cleaning deposit.
2 months dirty deposit.  Deposit on
the deposit, $35.00.  Deposit on the
deposit deposit, no extra charge.
Teflon bib for rude volcanoes.